Personal quote of the moment
- “Well you ALREADY think I'm a noob, so it's safe to ask you.”
- — Seeking advice from Udi
User quote of the moment
- “I just placed a climbable tree horizontally, and I managed to get Cole to climb it! XD”
- — Alareiks
Favourite inFamous quote
- “This doesn't concern you fatman!”
- — Kessler
Favorite inFamous 2 quote
- “We're talkin' 'bout the three B's. That's Beer, Boobs... and mechanical Bulls.”
- — Zeke
Training to be a moderator under the watchful eye of Rayne and Alareiks, keep off the good side missions, they're mine!
This is Kelan Simpson, the Master of Incompetence speaking and you're on my user page. Take a seat, have some coffee, enjoy the scenery and have a chat on my talk page. So I'm an avid inFamous gamer (alongside DMC) and I'm very protective of my Hero edition sling bag. Touch it and i will cut you. I'll try to make myself useful here, promise, so don't shun me... So yes, I'm from Norn Iron (you aren't Northern Irish till you say it like that) and thats about all the facts that exist about me which I care to share, or remember.